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LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my a** of afterwards XD


WHEN I GROW UP -


TAGS: the penguin
Rating: 3.47/5

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Sean - October 11, 2009, 1:57 am
Never saw it before. It is good, especially since the penguin here reminds me of Newman on Seinfeld.
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:11 am
I still love this one


IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?


TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:49 pm
And yet, people without pencils (or other writing implement) would have a much more difficult time misspelling anything.
mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

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jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -




TRUE TO LIFE -


TAGS: independence loner cats life
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:24 am
My first that really struck a chord with me 5L of the day. So insightful! Oh love your avatar. Angels...love em'.
motinet - August 21, 2012, 8:07 am

amsome!
mariand - August 21, 2012, 7:50 am
good one LA...
caveman - August 21, 2012, 7:23 am
d*** i've missed you


ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - This isnt going to be your only failure of the day


TAGS: thep****blue
Rating: 4.62/5

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Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
Not like they ever did
Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:52 pm
My corpus callosum just shut down. Now my creative and intellectual sides are not talking.
vulture - February 4, 2013, 8:38 pm
Verily the poltroon hath dared to use the Queen's English! Off with his head!
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2013, 7:49 pm
Spell it "colour", go to Gaol.
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:08 pm
Now I'm scared...both my brains teamed together and got it right!


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




TRUE FRIENDS -




LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.44/5

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MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm
perfect


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.


TAGS: forrest gump life like jalapenos
Rating: 4.83/5

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Anonymous2 - February 10, 2011, 5:03 pm
You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...
tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:08 pm
So true... that's foresight though, isn't it?


HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH - O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.


TAGS: ni peng neee wom
Rating: 3.91/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Oh I gave it 5
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
So, how many lions?
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:33 pm
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.


CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


JEDI RIDER -


TAGS: apologies steppenwolf starwars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.41/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:42 am
"Born into 5 Lions"


SPECIAL FORCES - When budget cuts get bad enough to reduce our special forces to "Special Forces"


TAGS: don t let it happen
Rating: 3.72/5

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Gath - May 20, 2011, 8:24 am
"Special" Forces.


16 Lane Highway -




THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.


TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

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realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

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Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.


TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!


THE PEN - ... DEFINITELY Mightier Than The Sword


TAGS: pen gun mightier sword
Rating: 4.84/5

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holymoly - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
I worked for a guy who brought one back from Afghanistan. 9mm I think.Called an "Assassin's Pen" Very cool
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 1:33 pm
He he he... If you really wanted one, you could probably search on youtube to make one yourself or even buy one from "not so legal websites". Personally, I think everyone would be better off without one, though !
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:29 am
Ditto.
rerun - January 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

I want one of these


LOVE IS BLIND -




THE 4TH OF JULY - Most Americans will celebrate and enjoy a day off work Most... Not all


TAGS: independence day 4th afghanistan
Rating: 3.9/5

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ZenMaster - June 29, 2010, 11:29 pm
Definitely not all... Did that last year.


THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.


TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.35/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


FREEDOM - I live the way I choose. My life is mine to live, and I apologize to no one.


TAGS: independence freedom choice
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 10:00 am

excellent. this wold be good at moti-twist as well


NEW WORLD ORDER -


TAGS: pension lost make right
Rating: 4.77/5

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spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
you can never go wrong with a sh**gun it would have been better if they were side by side and not one on top of the other but 5L anyway
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:28 pm

These are gorgeous, RL!~


PREPARED -




WARM HEARTS - Cold feets


TAGS: penguins snow love humor
Rating: 4.7/5

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lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:31 pm

Thanks.
Zetmonk - January 10, 2012, 6:45 am
Aww, this made me smile. The feets make it even cuter! ;-)


MARINE CORPS LOYALTY -


TAGS: wounded marine buddy dependable
Rating: 4.38/5

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sickartist - May 24, 2010, 6:11 pm
Army too brother 5L


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


Underestimated -


TAGS: penguins
Rating: 2.79/5
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
This cracked me up
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:44 am
Poor Ralph. Yet another victim of ... FAULTY INTELLIGENCE. In this case, merely his own.
pro - November 9, 2008, 11:41 am
Nomen est omen!
energy - November 9, 2008, 8:34 am
5 from me. it sucks that you have to pass 28343 pieces of crap to find 1000 good ones.
Sean - November 9, 2008, 3:06 am
... oh, please, somebody else ... do something!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 9, 2008, 3:02 am
A classic that deserves more. I gave it 5 lions just now. I feel bad I haven't seen it before; it'll take lots of votes by people who like great posters to pump it up.
Sean - November 9, 2008, 2:58 am
This one is still way under-rated. Please, somebody, do something ....
Sean - April 10, 2008, 8:09 pm
Inspired lunacy. Under-rated.


HEY BUDDY -


TAGS: how to tell your buddy his fly is open
Rating: 4.94/5

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Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 9:59 pm
Though that wink makes me uneasy...5
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
Thank you Sir, may I have another? ;)
Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 9:19 pm
Very funny Mr.Iceman 5 cool poodles


THINKING -


TAGS: pensive baby humor
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:16 pm
Thi5 explains why I drop a deuce so much.
Valymar - March 7, 2012, 4:51 am
That explains the smell... *g*
Reality Lord - March 6, 2012, 9:24 pm

god i love this. you have to upload this to motitwist as well.
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 6:32 pm

WAsh your hands and hand me my crown~~~
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 6:15 pm
Yeah, that’s the look of determination…..signifying slight resistance. The smoothie begets a more unseeing, far-away look, somewhat like being ***ped on the shoulder in the dark. I’m here to take your calls. Cute poopster, Linda, 5 poopies
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 5:58 pm

LOL
carebear - March 6, 2012, 5:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 5:24 pm

Every parent knows that look~~~
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:56 pm
(carebear BANNED)


LOVE IS BLIND -




HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




BREADMAN THE IMPENETRABLE -


TAGS: breadman impenetrable egyptian riots helmet
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Xraptor79

- February 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
Please explain, Haw. (WTFO)
Hawamleh - February 6, 2011, 10:46 pm
it's not as funny when you know why he has the bread up there...
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:25 am

first posters i score highly. good first effort. keep going man


AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here


TAGS: penguin polar bear disguise
Rating: 3.8/5

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motinet - September 7, 2012, 12:20 pm

LOL - oldie but goodie
Anon - August 1, 2009, 8:46 pm
Haha, Motifaking Garry Larsson's "The Far Side"? Very interesting! Would be cool to see more of these...


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


9:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL FOR A MR. CUBBYBEAR - Cubby it's 9:00 A.M. wake up Alright crash cymbal time!




THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE -


TAGS: expensive stuff
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - September 8, 2011, 10:25 pm
That would make one fancy artificial reef. "Up Periscope!"
gas - September 7, 2011, 6:31 am
tho5e little things that make you happy... a little mansion, a little yacht...


105,426 -


TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
George poor dude...5/5


PENN STATE -




SATAN -




MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?




WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.


TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" sh**s to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.




ADVERTISING - Makes stupid people buy things.




TIME TRAVEL -




WHO EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? -


TAGS: cassette ***e pencil tool
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - December 1, 2011, 8:56 pm
And here I was feeling old about 8 tracks
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
it is a cassette ***e. The method of recording music and playing it in our cars and ***e players before CD's came along. Sometimes you needed the pencil tor turn the wheels. Yes, there was music before 1995
tellezs - December 1, 2011, 4:12 pm
What is that thing!?
CloudchaserS - November 29, 2011, 11:51 pm
Listening to mp3's that I made from my old cassette ***es compared to CD rips, it's no wonder that the lead singer of The Lone Rangers hated how they sound


THE JOURNEY -


TAGS: life death neener is wet and needs depends
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:29 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 6:56 pm

wow...solid..total 5L
Neener - October 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
Thanks!
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 4:43 pm
Truly demotivating sad poster


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


APOCALYPSE - THEY TEAMED UP! OH SHI-!


TAGS: communism pentagram satan game over apocalypse
Rating: 2.24/5

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Dante - February 6, 2009, 1:11 am
Many religions are about worshipping the soul. But you do not call yourself a Satanist than claim that you do not worship Satan in some form or another...
Töm - December 25, 2008, 5:38 am
People don't know much about satanism. Its not about worshiping Satan, but rather the human spirit. Look up Anton Lavey. Also, AUS is a socialist democracy.
Da5id - November 5, 2008, 10:11 am
Ahh yes, the chalice and phallace. In this case the 4 points of matter and the 5th point of soul, being demeaned as less important than nature, plus a tool of agriculture and industry. Sounds like science.
Dante - October 10, 2008, 5:41 pm
Wonderful, so halfway through they will run out of money and collapse. Afterwards they will gather in their mom's basement and b**** about it to Satan who, even in his wrong mind, would never want to come near the whiny bunch of morons.
RnR - October 2, 2008, 3:10 pm
fyi the jewish star has SIX points, basically two triangles superimposed ... as for the terrorist statement... the mossad is listening, so we cant speak about it
Amaterasu - October 2, 2008, 12:57 pm
Socialism pwns, but communism should be ra**d in all it's holes. By the way, the other is jew simbol, and jews aren't terrorists.
warrgarbl - September 17, 2008, 1:10 pm
lol i AM a socialist. wel... i was born in a socialist/communist country. i just thought this pic was funny so i decided to make something out of it
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:17 am
STFU! Socialism pwns, b****.


SIDNEY CROSBY - First game back after concussion... 2 goals & 2 assists Attention all other NHL teams: "YOU'RE F*#KED"


TAGS: pittsburgh penguins hockey sidney crosby
Rating: 3.5/5

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Oiler - February 6, 2013, 10:16 am
You spelled "Cindy" wrong...the kid is a sissy.
caveman - March 9, 2012, 9:28 pm
So how's he going now?


P-UNIT - We got action where you don't Show up in places where you won't P-Unit




MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe


TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am
True


JB WELD OR DUCT TAPE -


TAGS: i think it depends on the application
Rating: 4.24/5

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TooTsiE - March 23, 2010, 3:05 pm
Roads? where we're going... we dont need roads...
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 10:10 pm
LMAO!
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 2:43 pm
LOL!
phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 2:10 pm
Amsome! 5Rolls!


CARPENTRY -


TAGS: carpentry jesus bible
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:23 pm
Terrible carpenter... he's cutting into the saw horse. Better try cooking school.


EXCUSES -


TAGS: penguins polar bears humor
Rating: 3.94/5

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lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 8:39 am

Yes, these are penguins found in Antarctica and along the tip of South America. (There's a world of difference between kids and adults, too.)
Wurdsmyth - July 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
you know there is a world between them right?


for want of a pen -




YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.


TAGS: screensh** or it didn t happen
Rating: 2.53/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:25 pm
like wtf
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:18 pm
Great Scott!!!


TRIUMPH -


TAGS: rocket moon it happened space
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - June 23, 2012, 11:19 am
I say this because my daughter has win a basketball competition, scoring 28 out of 30 attempts, and this, only after six months of training... it's unbelievable, because she has win in front of girls which have been trained for years.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:41 am
amsome
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:51 pm
Excellent! 5L


$30 VS $300 -




BROKENHEART -




OVERCOMPENSATION -




ZOMG - TEH AIRLOCK YOU LEF IT OPEN


TAGS: zomg you left the airlock open ufnny cat haha lolz zomg
Rating: 2.54/5

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Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 6:39 pm
People reading the comment section. Look at this motifake and rate it accordingly. It is too high for a redundant caption.
Basti - August 15, 2008, 9:33 am
greatest pic ever!!!


REUNIONS -


TAGS: impending doom hatfield mccoy gator
Rating: 4.42/5

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spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:36 pm
5L


WHAT STARTS IN FUN - ends in CLANNNG!!!!


TAGS: clang fun penguin polar bear
Rating: 3.27/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:22 pm
LD, I stand corrected. I forgot everything I'd learned from Morgan Freeman.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:17 pm
Penguins are tricky bastards...and after sitting in the cold minding an egg, maybe, just maybe, they would want to blow off some steam by going on vacay! Thus, the Missus off to the left!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:49 pm
Thank you. But, give credit where it is due... it's usually a moron who serves as my launching pad.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 4:39 pm
Agd, you slay me with those dry understatements.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:24 pm
Good catch, amphibious... I suspected that something was wrong with this picture's realistic integrity, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. More importantly, everyone who has NatGeo channel knows that penguins like woodwinds, not percussion.
BoneCD - June 6, 2009, 3:55 pm
Ahh...but we live in the Motifake world. A flat expanse that goes on to infinity where there are no poles
amphibious - June 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
penguins and polar bears don't live at the same pole of earth


COOLER THAN YOU, - You just wish you were as hot as me ;)


TAGS: naughty ho*** p**** pink waffle
Rating: 2.2/5

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rerun - September 19, 2010, 8:09 am

wow Claire, tell you something and now the whole world knows.....and yes, it did hurt a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:35 am
Truer words were never spoken by a Texan....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:16 am
No wonder I like it so much. The cruelty part, of course. I don't know what liquor is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:12 am
Actually, Topics don't exist at Pat's, Only liquor and cruelty exist at Pat's.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:09 am
Pat's Place IS off topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:07 am
I see nothing wrong with your jokes....now, your ability to take a thread off topic...that's another story.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:05 am
I don't know if I'm allowed to make half the jokes I have...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:01 am
Yer dad sounds like a lot of fun.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:55 am
That happened to me once when I tried Daddy's coffee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs something like this, you can relate, he's about your age.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:50 am
That's me. Eleven years old. What does "drunk" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
Oh, and Claire....of course you're short....you're 11.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
I have a tattoo of a demon face on my shoulder....ahhhh to be 18 and drunk again.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:36 am
Not lately. Pay more attention to the Pat's Place thread. Also, my height has never been discussed before, but I'm very short. Lots of things go over my head.
Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 2:35 am
You have any ink Mooooooooooooooooooo? I know that you have spots but you were born with those.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:30 am
That went right over your head Claire......I thought you were the smart one around here.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:25 am
TAGS: naughty ho*** p**** pink waffle But the TATS aren't bad either. I didn't know Rerun had that kind of pain tolerance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that what the kids are calling them now?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:22 am
Nice tags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:20 am
Rerun would never use his own pic as an avatar...That would be in very poor taste. anyways, they didn't get his good side.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL RL thqats not right...funny but not right
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:08 am

hey RR, are you still looking for an avatar?


KEEP AN OPEN MIND - But not so open that your brain falls out...




OVER COMPENSATING - For The Smallest Penis Ever!




OCCAM'S RAZOR - TWO THEORIES, SAME OUTCOME SOMEHOW THEY STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY WE HATE TO GO TO THE MALL


TAGS: occams razor women men female male v***** p****
Rating: 3.19/5

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Spoon - November 13, 2008, 2:41 am
The more alarming trend that this graph depicts is the fact that you're shopping at the GAP, you tool.
Haarakkon - November 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
She never even got there.


SHE LIKED TO FLIRT - He just appreciated someone else breaking the ice for once.


TAGS: girl penguin doris mwlf flirt
Rating: 3.18/5

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GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 11:15 pm
this, is what motifakin' is all about 5L
Bob Chin - January 13, 2009, 9:27 am
At least he didn't get the (sigh) cold shoulder


MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world


TAGS: august challenge pro mac aroni penguins
Rating: 3/5

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akornzombie - October 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
PEN-PEN!


AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty


TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

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HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that ****. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm
ZINNNGGG!!!!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?


FRUSTRATION -




PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.


TAGS: penguins control cute
Rating: 4.36/5

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Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:29 pm
Wow this actually got 5LS? Well, OH NO I'M WATCHING A PENGUIN DOCUMENTARY!!


MONDAYS -


TAGS: happen every week humor
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - March 25, 2013, 9:03 pm

I will tell you what a bad Monday it. I went to send the site owner a PM, almost banned him instead.


CUSTOMER SERVICE - It's not just India anymore




PENGUIN NINJA - The Reason Santa Moved To The North Pole


TAGS: penguin ninja
Rating: 3.59/5

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R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 11:37 am
I thought he moved to the North Pole because of the restraining orders...


IT'S A COINCIDENCE - I swear she left, don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea


TAGS: happenstance fish
Rating: 4.91/5

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motifayk - January 20, 2013, 7:14 am
Ha ha ha.... It really is a coincidence... surprising...


PLAYBIRD -


TAGS: career penguins vent
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - March 21, 2012, 9:17 am
lol!
TheSanityInspector - March 19, 2012, 6:08 pm
It is medically impossible to be depressed while looking at penguins.


DISGUSTING COVER UP -




KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.


TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


EXPENDABILITY -




CHAOS THEORY -


TAGS: if a b***erfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched b***erfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
Delightfully prophetic.


OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain




CHUCK NORRIS - He Could Have Been The Only expendable


TAGS: chuck noris expendable chucknorris chuck
Rating: 2.75/5

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maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:52 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?
pzykosiz - August 15, 2010, 8:41 pm
sorry man. the chuck norris jokes have passed their use by date here


Canadian Airforce -


TAGS: canada airforce fighters are expensive
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - September 27, 2013, 7:52 am
Best Sound Of The Season. EH Where's The Beer 5 Maple L's .
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:07 am
Yep and have you ever tried to clean up one of their bombs?


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Please be safe when lighting off fireworks


TAGS: happy inedependence day safe fireworks
Rating: 4.28/5

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mrunstable - July 8, 2011, 4:16 am
future Darwin award recipient below
Budog - July 6, 2011, 3:35 pm
What about the rocket scientists who shoot them out their bung hole? Those are Darwin Awards in the making...
Cloudchaser - July 5, 2011, 2:46 am
But shooting bottle rockets and roman candles at each other is fun!


GLOBAL WARMING - Challenge Accepted.




CONSPIRACIES -


TAGS: those are grassy knoll penguins
Rating: 4.92/5

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lesterinside - September 29, 2010, 1:46 am
Great!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:36 am
Brilliance. Vintage Sean right here.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:18 pm
Penguins will work, but don't forget the bacon & waffles. 5 flightless bird-like critters.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
Get down , get funky Scorp!!!
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:16 pm
this poster makes me want to que up boogiewonderland and dance...5L
Airman - July 23, 2010, 2:42 pm
it's just rust. You'll shake it off
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
i know what you mean sean, it was a stretch but somehow i saw the correlation.
Sean - July 23, 2010, 2:35 pm
Hey thanks. Too bad though that I couldn't find a pic that was somehow related to the text. Ah well ....
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:17 pm
Lovely! 5L


MIDDLE MANAGEMENT -




SOLITUDE -


TAGS: let the walls down be open to love
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:36 am
Beautiful good sir! 5L
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:52 pm
I love the poster that makes me stop long enough to hate myself. 5L
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 10:39 pm
Perfect Rerun. Bravo! 5L


CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


LORENA BOBBITT - She's still a nice lady John, but don't tell her to go in the kitchen again!


TAGS: or you ll loose you celebrity p****
Rating: 2.64/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 6:55 pm
Topical.
radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 6:13 pm
It's better don't ask her for a wurstel sammich.
Fatt Matt - February 22, 2010, 5:45 pm
Sammich, yes. Just don't cut it in half, and spread the mayo w/ a spoon.
rerun - February 22, 2010, 5:42 pm

no sammich then?


SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...




I GOT A MILLION OF THEM -




THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD -


TAGS: pen sword terry pratchett discworld
Rating: 4.61/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:28 am
Terry Pratchett FTW! The man is the greatest literary genius of our age.
gas - January 22, 2012, 11:08 pm
too bad it's not mine.. :p
mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:16 am
clever one...


NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Remember to put "2012" and not "2011" on every place I write the date on


TAGS: pen date new year resolution
Rating: 4.58/5

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Zetmonk - January 3, 2012, 6:50 am
Already failed at this resolution 4 times today. Bleh.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2012, 11:30 pm
So glad I don't write many checks anymore.


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